Urgent Hire for “A Big God” (full-time position)
- Follows me around as if I’m within their personal bubble—works for one client and isn’t accountable for anyone else’s bubble.
- Guides me through births and deaths; the ages, places, and spaces; situations; interactions; quests; and bewilderments.
- Captures my attention and makes me aware through synchronicities, such as the humblest of profound statements spoken through others, a rare animal sighting, a piece of music or art that evokes strong emotions and prayers or through over-the-top comical interruptions that shout “Learn from your errors!”
- Draws me nearer to their building plans by offering daily meditations that challenge my own self will and presumptions.
- Blesses and spoils me with opportunities to be grateful for in the physical, emotional, social, and spiritual realms.
- Entrusts in me the sacred duties of caring for others loved and dear to me, new to me, familiar to me, and distant in my wake though influenced by my actions. Develops me, teaches me, and trains me to be more like them in love, compassion, tolerance, courage, honesty in my inventories and discernment, patience, and joy.
- Is playful with me so that I am never living in dread.
- Consoles me so I am not dead before my time.
- Touches me so that I am not listless in my connection to others.
- Nourishes me so that I am learning, absorbing, and releasing what’s no longer of use in my body and mind.
- Pays me in my recovery efforts for being their employee who shows up and is responsible.
- Grooms me away from my self-sabotaging means of coping and leaves me with purity to start anew.
- Leaves me messages and reminder appointments—or comes with a warrant and serves me time—when I stray from the natural laws put before me both in my conscience and to my fellow planet dwellers.
- Laughs with and at me as necessary when I take life too seriously and forget I won’t get out alive.
Apply within. Ask for Jacki.